Jokes Of The Day

HEY!

'inspired' by jervina to do this (:
since everyone's so stressed out, here's some jokes for the sake of fun (:

1) A few children's books that didn't make the cut:
1. You ARe Diffirent and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4.Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Places Where Mummy and Daddy Hide Neat Things


2) You know why a dog licks his ass?
Because he knows in five minutes he'll be licking your face.

3)A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. She responded, "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

4) A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over. He gets out a draws a circle and tells her to stand in it.
He got out his knife and cuts up her leather seats.
He turns around to see her smiling.
So he goes to the truck, takes out a baseball bat and starts busting her windows.
He looks back to see that she's laughing.
So he took his knife and slices her tires.
This time, when he turns around, she is laughing so hard, she's about to fall.
He demands, "What's so funny?"
She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"

okay that's about it for now.. (: although some are lame but hey, it did make you smile, didn't it? (: